What does a Deaf ghost sign…..

Question: What does a Deaf ghost sign (say) to another Deaf ghost?

Answer: “Do you believe in people?”

Bug got a new cold HearingMute girlfriend

Written by Silly Bug

Okay, so maybe I’m not your typical falltime guy, but when the weather gets cold, the bugs move in your home because you have a nice fireplace. You have to learn to get along with the bugs. It’s better than the summertime guys buzzing around your nifty little lamp outside your front door starts poulling double duty. Moths flash and dart in the glow of the porch light. Fireflies put on a show in your yard. Just imagine what the light show would look like if the fireflies were forty feet long! They must be lonely without soulmates.

I flew to the downtown in Denver. I stared into JcPenny’s store window as the hearingmute gal undresses for new clothes. All that genetically-altered food not only make me big, it makes me excited for human women. Go figure. Geneticistis the world over, let this be a lesson to you. She is very sweet and quiet. I start liking her more and more. She is very smoothe and hard. If I want to cry, she would stare at me without a word until I feel better. How did I meet her? In the summertime I was standing in the front of clothing store at Denver Downtown. I was a peddler trying to make money. She was behind the window looking at me all day. I felt sorry for her because she didn’t have clothes on. I put my old Gallaudet sport jacket on her. Oh gosh, I feel loved! When I hug her……she gave me cold love. I like that! Her body is strong and hard like a rock. She loves watching me while I type for FookemBug. I don’t feel lonely anymore. She helps me to think and express better…..she should be a good FookemBug advisor. Oh gosh! I love her. Hope someday you will meet her. Here’s two pictures…..

Deaf Jokes

The Invisible Handicap
A hearing man was fascinated with a deaf woman who was sitting in a bar. He decided to strike up a conversation with her by writing notes on a piece of paper. To his delight, she was friendly enough to write aback. They wrote back and forth for some time. Another man jumped into the conversation and began to write too. All three continued their conversation by writing. After a while, the deaf woman realized she was late for a commitment and told her new friends that she needed to leave. The two men waved good-bye and continued to write, not realizing that neither one of them was deaf.

Birds on a Telephone Line
A child asked his father why the birds on a telephone line were kind of jumpy while other birds on a different line were sitting quietly. After a moment of thinking, his father replied that that particular line was a TTY line, causing the birds to jump.

King Kong
On a hot summer day, many people were frolicking at a local beach until King Kong appeared on the scene. Seeing the huge ape, people began to scream and hustle off the beach, except for one lovely young lady. Unaware of all the commotion, the woman continued to sunbathe peacefully. Having scared everyone away, King Kong approached the only remaining person on the beach and scooped her in his hands. She was frightened and began to scream. King Kong tried to tell her how beautiful she was. She indicated that she was Deaf by pointing to her ears and shaking her head. King Kong was surprised to learn that she was Deaf, since he knew some sign language. He began to sign, “You are so beautiful. I want to marry you.” But in the process of signing “marry”, *King Kong smashed the girl into pieces.
*The sign for “marry” is one hand coming down and clasping the other.

Can you read?
After observing a Deaf person in a public place, a hearing man decided to approach him and find out if Deaf people are literate. He wrote “Can you read?” and handed the note to the deaf person. Disgusted with this kind of ignorance, the Deaf person wrote back, “No. Can you write?”

Deaf Tree
A lumberjack was busy working in the forest, chopping down trees. A responsible lumberjack, he would yell “Timber” each time a tree was felled. One day he came upon a tree that would not fall, no matter how hard he chopped or how loud he yelled. After consulting with his fellow lumberjacks, he decided to call a tree doctor. When the tree doctor examined the tree, his diagnosis was that the tree was Deaf and could not hear the signal “Timber”. The prescription was for the lumberjack to learn the manual alphabet. He mastered the alphabet and fingerspelled T I M B E R to the tree. Lo and behold, the tree began to fall.

My “First” Silly Video

By Bug

Just wanted to play with my new camcorder. My friend Fookem challenged me to make a silly video. He thought that I would not show “myself” in the public. I told him that I can do if I want. He called me “chicken(bleep)! Now, who’s a winner? ME! LOL! 

Having a bad day? If ya need some laughs? No problem…go and get the popcorn then sit back and relax while watching this nonsense video that I made. 

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