Bug got a new cold HearingMute girlfriend

Written by Silly Bug

Okay, so maybe I’m not your typical falltime guy, but when the weather gets cold, the bugs move in your home because you have a nice fireplace. You have to learn to get along with the bugs. It’s better than the summertime guys buzzing around your nifty little lamp outside your front door starts poulling double duty. Moths flash and dart in the glow of the porch light. Fireflies put on a show in your yard. Just imagine what the light show would look like if the fireflies were forty feet long! They must be lonely without soulmates.

I flew to the downtown in Denver. I stared into JcPenny’s store window as the hearingmute gal undresses for new clothes. All that genetically-altered food not only make me big, it makes me excited for human women. Go figure. Geneticistis the world over, let this be a lesson to you. She is very sweet and quiet. I start liking her more and more. She is very smoothe and hard. If I want to cry, she would stare at me without a word until I feel better. How did I meet her? In the summertime I was standing in the front of clothing store at Denver Downtown. I was a peddler trying to make money. She was behind the window looking at me all day. I felt sorry for her because she didn’t have clothes on. I put my old Gallaudet sport jacket on her. Oh gosh, I feel loved! When I hug her……she gave me cold love. I like that! Her body is strong and hard like a rock. She loves watching me while I type for FookemBug. I don’t feel lonely anymore. She helps me to think and express better…..she should be a good FookemBug advisor. Oh gosh! I love her. Hope someday you will meet her. Here’s two pictures…..