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Bug got a new cold HearingMute girlfriend

October 10, 2008

Written by Silly Bug

Okay, so maybe I’m not your typical falltime guy, but when the weather gets cold, the bugs move in your home because you have a nice fireplace. You have to learn to get along with the bugs. It’s better than the summertime guys buzzing around your nifty little lamp outside your front door starts poulling double duty. Moths flash and dart in the glow of the porch light. Fireflies put on a show in your yard. Just imagine what the light show would look like if the fireflies were forty feet long! They must be lonely without soulmates.

I flew to the downtown in Denver. I stared into JcPenny’s store window as the hearingmute gal undresses for new clothes. All that genetically-altered food not only make me big, it makes me excited for human women. Go figure. Geneticistis the world over, let this be a lesson to you. She is very sweet and quiet. I start liking her more and more. She is very smoothe and hard. If I want to cry, she would stare at me without a word until I feel better. How did I meet her? In the summertime I was standing in the front of clothing store at Denver Downtown. I was a peddler trying to make money. She was behind the window looking at me all day. I felt sorry for her because she didn’t have clothes on. I put my old Gallaudet sport jacket on her. Oh gosh, I feel loved! When I hug her……she gave me cold love. I like that! Her body is strong and hard like a rock. She loves watching me while I type for FookemBug. I don’t feel lonely anymore. She helps me to think and express better…..she should be a good FookemBug advisor. Oh gosh! I love her. Hope someday you will meet her. Here’s two pictures…..


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  1. October 10, 2008 at 11:23 am

    You, silly cute bug 😉

  2. Misha
    October 10, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Ahem….I think you’re starting to scare me about this cold lady. Are you feeling all right? 😉

    Misha

  3. Jacey125
    October 10, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Lmao….you are wacko! ha ha
    Good Story! You sure got me!

  4. October 10, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Bug,

    Your story was confused me until end of part of stories. It is funny about cold lady. Good to put her your Gally jacket to cover up. That’s how I was confused from the beginning.
    Geez, you already fooled me!

    Deaf Pixie

  5. Lisa C.
    October 10, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    I think you need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist.

  6. October 10, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    Lisa C.. You made me laughed about psychoterapist!!

    Good topic with Bug.. he need your help!

  7. Uglybob
    October 10, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    You are gay.

    ~Uglybob

  8. October 11, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    *heart buzzing* Wild-silly cutie!

    *heart buzzing* Cold love turns me on but I will get used to it.

    *heart buzzing* lmao= lick my azz off. Thanks for the offer.

    *heart buzzing* Love never fool. Believe in love.

    *heart buzzing* Psychotherapist forgot to change a light bulb on.

    *heart buzzing* Laughing at psychotherapist is a sign of sos

    *heart buzzing* What a happily feeling!

    Love,
    Bug

  9. Anonymous
    October 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Cant wait to meet her! Glad you found your true love! Better than other girls (our ex-slut-blue vein)who cheated on you and me.

  10. BRO09
    October 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Laugher. Silly Story. 🙂

  11. BRO09
    October 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    * Laughter

  12. Samanatha
    October 13, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Oops forgot to laugh. Didn’t think it was funny. Bug, do you have a girlfriend? Or do you not able to hold onto one?

  13. Anonymous
    October 14, 2008 at 11:35 am

    really stuipd and idiot

  14. October 15, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Samabatha, wanna my JcPenny girlfriend?

    Anonymous, who is stupid for not spelling right? check your spelling!

  15. Konapei
    October 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Lol! Hope you are much happier with cold heart lady.

  16. Dude
    January 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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