Cold Water!!!!

By Jimactor

Transcript:

Hello again, I want to share my story with you when I was a little boy. I think around 5 years old, my mom loves to share the story. Anyway, my mom and dad tend to host the small party. My mom and dad invite about 7 deaf friends. The men come to the kitchen to play cards with my dad while the women come to the living room with my mom to make some gossip. I always love to get involved with women because they have news to share. That time, the outside is really hot as I live in the apartment in Chicago. You know in Chicago, the buildings are next to each other and there is impossible for wind to blow. So my mom put the small fan but that time there is no air condition. One woman feels so hot and sweat real bad on her neck. She wipes the sweat out. I look at her and walk to get the water and give it to her. She says, ‘Cute, how nice of you’. She drinks the water. GASP, she says to deaf friends, wow the water is real cold. Ahhhh. The next woman says to me, ‘Can you get the water for me, please?’. I say, ok and get the water and give it to her. She says ‘Oh, yes it is really COLD’. The next woman says to me, ‘Can you get the water for me, please?’. I say, ok and get the water and give it to her. She says, ‘Yes right it is cold and delicious’. The other four women say, Can you get the water for us, please? I say, ‘Ok and walk to get water but I did not come back. The women look at each other with puzzle faces. They tell my mom that your son does not come back. I come back and tell them that I am sorry that the water is gone. They look at each other with puzzle faces as my mom says, no as we have plenty of water. My mom asks me to show her where I get the water. I show my mom where it is so my mom comes back and says, ‘Sorry, it is bad news that you all drink the water’. You know where the water comes from? He gets the water from toilet bowl. They scream and wipe their tongues. No, it is awful. My mom says if I am enough smart if the water is gone. I flush the toilet and the water will fill up again but I did not think about it. The women say, oh no but they laugh anyway as they think it is funny. Wait, it is a true story that three women who drink the water from toilet bowl as they live to 80’s. Meaning the Chicago water will keep you alive longer? Oh you silly, I am kidding you but always remember the funny story. Bye