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Cold Water!!!!

February 20, 2008

By Jimactor

Transcript:

Hello again, I want to share my story with you when I was a little boy. I think around 5 years old, my mom loves to share the story. Anyway, my mom and dad tend to host the small party. My mom and dad invite about 7 deaf friends. The men come to the kitchen to play cards with my dad while the women come to the living room with my mom to make some gossip. I always love to get involved with women because they have news to share. That time, the outside is really hot as I live in the apartment in Chicago. You know in Chicago, the buildings are next to each other and there is impossible for wind to blow. So my mom put the small fan but that time there is no air condition. One woman feels so hot and sweat real bad on her neck. She wipes the sweat out. I look at her and walk to get the water and give it to her. She says, ‘Cute, how nice of you’. She drinks the water. GASP, she says to deaf friends, wow the water is real cold. Ahhhh. The next woman says to me, ‘Can you get the water for me, please?’. I say, ok and get the water and give it to her. She says ‘Oh, yes it is really COLD’. The next woman says to me, ‘Can you get the water for me, please?’. I say, ok and get the water and give it to her. She says, ‘Yes right it is cold and delicious’. The other four women say, Can you get the water for us, please? I say, ‘Ok and walk to get water but I did not come back. The women look at each other with puzzle faces. They tell my mom that your son does not come back. I come back and tell them that I am sorry that the water is gone. They look at each other with puzzle faces as my mom says, no as we have plenty of water. My mom asks me to show her where I get the water. I show my mom where it is so my mom comes back and says, ‘Sorry, it is bad news that you all drink the water’. You know where the water comes from? He gets the water from toilet bowl. They scream and wipe their tongues. No, it is awful. My mom says if I am enough smart if the water is gone. I flush the toilet and the water will fill up again but I did not think about it. The women say, oh no but they laugh anyway as they think it is funny. Wait, it is a true story that three women who drink the water from toilet bowl as they live to 80’s. Meaning the Chicago water will keep you alive longer? Oh you silly, I am kidding you but always remember the funny story. Bye

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  1. February 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Laughing out aloud, rolling on floor…

    I assumed it was from toliet because it’s always COLD! I loved this story and thank you for sharing!! I’ll share your story with my kids and sure, they’ll love it!

  2. Bradley Goodyear
    February 20, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    oh man, you make me laughing. It was so grossssssssss. my god. I can’t elieve you did on purpose. I think it was so funny.

    Thanks for your sharing.

    Bradley

  3. February 20, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    LOL!!

    I never know that you gave three ladies of coldest water. it is come from toliet …YUCK!!

    Five years old doesnt always understand about between the kitchen water & toliet. So funny!!

  4. February 20, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    *spiked my cold drink* My gosh, you did that for ladies drink cold drink coming from toilet..

    My gosh, you’re so funny!

  5. RFV
    February 20, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    HMMMMMMMMMM I am not sure if I really believe this. Has anyone ever really tasted toilet bowl water to see if it’s really cold?
    Wouldn’t it be a bit different color? Wasn’t a 5 yr old boy taught that the toilet water is not for drinking? Hmmmmmm.

  6. Kit-Kat
    February 20, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Hahahahaha! I love that story!!!!! Keep up with your great sense of humor!!! U made me smile and laugh then helped me forget some bad time that happened today.

  7. Tom
    February 20, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Ha ha ha! Very funny!! True? I better not trust ANY young kid to bring me water! Ha ha ha!

  8. February 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Must be dumb kid! LOL just kidding!

  9. Jodi in Holland
    February 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Jimmy do u know what ?????? I remember u telling us this story when we were in school, and I have never forgotten the story..
    mwahhhhhhhhhh
    Jodi

  10. Laura M. Shimizu
    February 20, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Hi Jim, I was think that women liked to drink cold water from kitchen but last of story is too funny about this.

  11. Deafkathy
    February 20, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Aww, you were a sweetheart!

  12. Karen
    February 20, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    I heard of that story before! I think it’s funny! Smile

  13. CJ
    February 20, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I smiled when you mentioned toliet. I bet it is one of your best funny memories. I am glad that my son did not do like this. LOL!!! Thanks for sharing the laughter with me!

  14. February 20, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    LOL! That is really a good story!!!! Thanks!

  15. February 21, 2008 at 2:47 am

    LOL Good one!

  16. Ciaran in Ireland
    February 21, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Toilet water! OH WHAT! They must be thirsting drinking water. It’s funny story.

  17. February 21, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    LOL That was good one!

    Thumb up!
    Joseph

  18. Avis M. Long
    February 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Lol..Good thing, my kids did not bring the water coming from the toilet when I had the company many years ago..Smile..Thank you for sharing the funny story..

  19. Abe Campbell
    February 22, 2008 at 7:43 am

    LOL……. oh no! I think I drank a glass of water when I stayed at your house! HAHAHA

    Abe

  20. dimsum
    February 22, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    lol.. surely love your funny stories!! 🙂

  21. Ron Allen
    February 22, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    I show to my son then after that I ask him if he did when he was young. anyway we both lol. most funnies story I ever see.

  22. Donna
    February 24, 2008 at 7:29 am

    oh oh gosh i love your story know what when i watch you story end of story my hand quick to close my mouth ahh oh my gosh
    oh yeah you are so funny that mean i have to watch our of my grandkids hahaha

  23. Jac
    February 24, 2008 at 10:43 am

    I was laughing! Good one!

    Just wonder that toilet water is coldest than water from facuet in the sink at kitchen or bathroom. Some water from kitchen is weak cold.

    Anyway, that one good of your funny memories to share with us, thanks.

  24. Bobby Lopez
    February 26, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Hey Fookembug,

    Honestly, I am laughing at you. I kiss fist you.
    Thumbs up!!!
    Bobby L.

  25. A.J
    February 27, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Laughing my arse out!

    I want more funny story from you if you have one. 😉

  26. daftincalifornia
    February 28, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Makes sense, though. Sink has hot and cold side by side and is in walls but toilet water come from underground, if you’re on ground floor. Cute story..

  27. Hwa Gibson
    February 29, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Please can more funny or lough or sad or anywhere story for me. I sure love story from you. Pls can send email more to me. Ok! God bless you. Thanks! 😀

  28. Cheng Tan
    February 29, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Amazing story that you made other ladies to live longer – perhaps this is where the youth water fountain comes from, huh? Good laugh at the end of the story. Thanks for sharing your mischievous kids especially a hot day.

  29. steve
    February 29, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    at least wasent yello water

  30. phattigermami
    March 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    lolz farout very funny that great joke story

  31. splashdolphins03
    March 6, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    that is very funny, I love that story ..

  32. Beth
    March 8, 2008 at 8:53 am

    You sure remind me when I was told by my mom’s story about me when I was five years old and loved to comb my mom’s hair. But one day I combed in wet that puzzled her so she followed me and found me using the comb into toilet because I couldn’t reach for a sink. I don’t recalled what I was doing back then. I thought it’s funny!!

  33. Elaine D. Cady
    March 9, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    HI,

    I like this story. I told my hearing husband about it. He read your transcript. He liked it. Thank you for sharing with us. Sorry I kept forgot to donate. Keep up with your sharing story, because we like your happen in the past. Thank you. Elaine

  34. terri
    March 9, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    that is funny story i was puzzled cant be very cold water i found oh boy he drink of water from toilet. sooo funny wow

  35. JOAN
    March 11, 2008 at 10:09 am

    YUCK YUCK BUT I THINK ITS SO FUNNY. THATS COOL. THANKS FOR SHARING WITH US HA HA HA

  36. dawn
    March 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    That is very funny to get the water from the toilet.

  37. Billythegoat
    April 1, 2008 at 12:40 am

    I laughed. You should warn the audiences like me, “Don’t do it at your home”. 😀

  38. Elin Dannis
    June 24, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    YOU ARE VERY FUNNY AND MISCHIEF BOY. I WOULD NEVER THINK OF THAT AND BETTER WATCH OUT THE KIDS WHAT TO GIVE US COLD DRINK. THANKS FOR SHARING WITH US AND GIVE US MORE STORIES LIKE THAT.

  39. Lisa Covell
    July 31, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    LMBO!!!! Very funny story. I had thought it’s from the toilet since they told you the water was sooo cold, a lot colder than the tap water. I love it.

  40. Avis M. Long
    July 31, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Oh!! These five-year-old kids are able to get the water from the toilet..Good things, my kids never thought to get the water from the toilet for my guests..Lol..

  41. Patrick Graybill
    August 22, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I love to tell stories. It is really nice to see another excellent Deaf storyteller. You told that story very well, and I laughed and then knew that today is a good day because of people like you.

    Pat

  42. Jimactor
    August 23, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Oh Thank u Patrick Graybill for a nice compliment

  43. Michael
    August 25, 2008 at 12:45 am

    I Bet The Ladys Got Back At Him You no PAYBACK

  44. August 26, 2008 at 6:51 am

    lol lol lol that is so good story that you tell 3 lady lol ok so i will tell my friend about it .

  45. Anonymous
    September 22, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    I laughed. That is very funny your story to get the cold water from the toilet. that funny wow…

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