*BUZZZZ* Special Message From Deaf Bug *BUZZZ*
Hi my friends! I am Bug. Some people called me PooHead! I like eating bug! It tastes so sweet and juicy! I have nice hairy sticky feet and can be able to walk upside down like you can see my hairy butt! My favorite is sucking or licking my own hairy sticky feet, so you can hear or feel me buzzing!.
I have a million cousins. I am sure you met some of them, if you do, tell them to send me a buzz. I have hundred children. Not enough home for them so I have to lay my eggs in soil, on plants, on the bodies of other animals, and frequently on dead or rotting flesh and sometime in your ears at night while you sleep so you won’t hear me buzzing. Your Deaf ears are so quiet, comfortable, moist and warm. Don’t worry, you don’t need to feed or fly sitting for me. Normally I eat other insects do so by sucking out the insides of their victims. Whenever I land on your food, I vomits on the food. The digestive juices, enzymes, and saliva in the vomit begin to break down and dissolve the food. I can then suck up the liquid food with its sponge-like mouth parts and its proboscis. If I eat food from garbage cans or any other source of germy food, some of those germs stick to the my mouthparts and when I vomits on its next snack (your sandwich?), it transfers them to my babies in your Deaf ear. Am I a good parent?. Of course, I am!
Anyone in here have some pooy talks, I love eating poo! Bring more, I am always hungry. So if you don’t like flies in your house, encourage spiders to move in and I will leave. I love your 12 meaty faces. If I wink one of my eyes, I see 6 faces! How come? I guess I drink a lot of rotten mice’s juice this afternoon.
Just wanted to buzz in here and look for more victims! Fresh victims bring me a lot of energy. Hope to buzz around with you soon. I love you very much. *BUZZZZZZ*
P.S. If I wish to taste something that is very salty, please put your hearing aid mold on the table. I can come later for snack. Again, I love you.