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The Deaf Mafia Collector

February 24, 2007
The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were ‘protecting’. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job–if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can’t communicate with them, so the mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.The mafia hood says to the interpreter, “Ask him where da money is.”The interpreter signs, “Where’s the money?”The deaf replies, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The interpreter tells the hood, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The hood pulls out a .38 pistol and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. “NOW ask him where da money is.”

The interpreter signs, “Where is the money?”

The deaf man signs, “The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate.”

The interpreter says to the hood, “He says he still doesn’t know what you’re talking about and doesn’t think you have the guts to pull the trigger!”

(unknown writer)

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  1. March 20, 2013 at 5:14 am

    Hey Jason:Great site. Do you remember a candy that I beviele came out in the late seventies (or early eighties) that was shaped like a nose and contained liquid candy? The liquid came in assorted flavors and was dispensed through the nostrils. I think it was created by the same guy that invented Jelly Bellys. Cherry flavored candy was my favorite as a kid and this was the best tasting cherry flavored candy that I ever had. Do you have any advertising, packaging or other info on this product?Thanks.

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