Posted by fookembug on May 4, 2008
LOST ONE LARGE DEAF APE who believes he’s a king. Last seen scaling a very large building in the New York area fighting off an array of planes. Is known to be fond of blondes and bananas. Need him back for a sqeuel and merchandising rights. Contact Fookem, Bug, JFLMad, or Jimactor ASAP at 800-ban-nana

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Posted by fookembug on January 21, 2008
WORM CIRCUS I’d like to put together a worm circus. So I’m looking for a few dozen well-trained worms to start my circus up. And if you have any strange looking cockroaches, they’d be good for my freak show. So I’ll buy them too. Must be able to follow directions well. They MUST know ASL. Call me at 800-BUZZ-BUGS.
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Posted by fookembug on June 15, 2007
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Posted by fookembug on April 4, 2007

We sell a can of hearing worms for $3.00. Deaf worms for $10. You will catch more fish if you buy a can of deaf worms because they can sign. It’s easy for the fish to notice them than non-signing worms on the hook. If you buy 3 cans of deaf worms, you will get a free hearing aid (because it looks like a worm, right? Fish will love you.) If interested, email us.

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Posted by fookembug on January 28, 2007
Please come and get them for free. My friends said people eat them. You can find the creepies at my bedroom window. They are stalking me. I don’t know why they wait for me to come outside. Call 800-bug-safe.
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Posted by fookembug on January 28, 2007
Old White Pickup Truck, 230,000 miles. Many parts held on by duct tape. Many lights inside work very good so you can see your passenger’s sign language. Trade for 2 VIP Superbowl tickets at seating area: Lower Level 30-50 yd line 113-115, 141-143. Please contact me asap. TTY: (555) 265-9837
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Posted by fookembug on January 25, 2007
FREE books!! Name of books: Signed Exact English (S.E.E.) You can pick them up at the fireplace. They will be burned if you don’t come soon.
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